Rejuvenation Needed

I got into the bath the tube of orange colored gel promised to rejuvenate – oh boy I need rejuvenating! The contents are a pretty bright orange color and the fragrance citrus. Dang if it was not nice but I fear I have not rejuvenated a bit.
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The kitchen make over left me zapped. One more cupboard to empty and redo the shelf paper etc. Amazing what lurks in the dark corners. Where did this mug, spice, bowl, or other misc. thing come from? Yawn.
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I am suppose to make an appointment with my PCP, first I need to get the usual blood work done, make the appointment, blah blah blah . … my health insurance is under my partners policy. The company was recently bought out by a much larger one (largest? now in the USA in its field) anywho – a new health card came – only one, mine. My HMO number, my name, and partners birth date. You may note, partner got no card. Called the new employer human resource dept – and they so could not get that we were not trying to cancel a person but get the member card correct. I am thinking request new cards from HMO might be faster route? Ok, the HMO says the only reason a new card would be issued was if the patient info changed – ummm I am thinking the employer changed my birth date – duh! So, now we wait to see if I get another new card signaling that the employer made the correction -AUGH.
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The point is that I was hoping to use this as an escape from doing the vampire tests and making the appointment that I don’t want to go to anyways. Tee hee. I am not in the mood to hear what I already know or have figured out or something new for that matter. Maybe next week. My list is long.
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Maybe if I took 26 pills like Montel I would be rejuvenated? Only I have trouble swallowing one pill at a time. God knows I don’t want to suffocate! My hug is always there sometimes worse than others but after spending a lot of time convincing myself that it would not stop me from getting air – along comes this Dr. Oz, I was not going to say anything about this but Montel . … his dang kitchen looks bigger than my downstairs so I have trouble boo hooing with him. Some say any publicity is a good thing but incorrect info? We sure need a rejuvenation of MS spokespersons eh? Oprah is so rich that I guess getting the facts right on her national show is a low priority.
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